Monday, May 08, 2006

Mixed Post

First off:

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”

Thats just brilliant.

Back to the rest of the world.

I just watched the most recent episode of lost and my heart felt like it stopped at the end. It was amazing. Never would have guessed that was about to happen. Glad to see who died though. They had been annoying me quite a lot.

I'm really into my revision at the moment I only wish I had better concentration.

I was duly elected to the position of Chairman of the Stephenson College JCR (Student Union) which I was quite pleased with. I'm a fan of democracy and being in a position to get things done.

Anyway back to work or blog reading for me.


At 12:18 AM, Blogger Kyle Mayne said...

Can you up the minimum wage?


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