Monday, October 22, 2007

Guitars vs. Women

Spotted this brilliant list on a random blog:

  • Guitars don’t get pregnant.
  • You can play your guitar any time of the month.
  • Guitars don’t have parents.
  • Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.
  • You can share your guitar with your friends.
  • Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you’ve played
  • Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have.
  • Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars.
  • Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines.
  • You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new guitar!” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
  • If your guitar is flat you can fix it.
  • Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
  • Your guitar won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
  • You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your guitar.
  • If you say bad things to your guitar, you don’t have to apologize before you play it again.
  • You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
  • You can stop playing your guitar as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
  • Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it.
  • Guitars don’t get headaches.
  • Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.
  • Your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars.
  • Guitars don’t care if you’re late.
  • You don’t have to take a shower before you play your guitar.
  • If your guitar doesn’t look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
  • You can play your guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
  • The only protection you have to wear when playing your guitar is a decent thumb pick.
  • When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your guitar.

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